Behold, a photo of Sam the Spewing Phenom! This is the first split-second of what became the standard one cup or so of launched liquid. He is the only kid who somehow drinks what seems like a gallon of formula a day, but then launches two gallons. Or more: we try to catch it in a bowl, or a bucket, or a backhoe, but he fills them all to the brim in seconds. In fact, the Provo Parks Commission called on him last week to fill all the public pools, which he did in a matter of minutes. Yep, that kid can really launch the liquid!
The video below is a 34-second clip of Sam in his beloved bouncer. How homo sapiens survived without these for millenia is beyond me.